Adam: Ever see that porn Shindlers Fist?
John: Does everyone die at the end?
Adam: No everyone gets fucked at the end!
Cassie: Can you give him a mohawk?
Taylor: No he doesn't have the right hair for that.
John: I don't have the right hair for anything!
Cassie: Can you give me a mohawk?
Taylor: You don't have the right face for that.
Cassie: I don't have the right face for anything!
Taylor: You have the right face for eating snatch.
Cassie: Basically I'm a whore and a housewife?
Cassie2:You can't turn a hoe into a housewife!
Asshole: Obviously we did...
“Blow me bitch. Lol Oh wait you don’t want to. Lol Bitch.” -Charlie- (What a terrible insult!)
“I don’t know why you think this is going to affect me.”-Charlie
“Oh I don’t think it will affect you at all. You are a sociopath with no real emotions. It made you a great fuck buddy but explains why you are pretty much alone in life.” -Cassie
“She has three weeks till she finds out if she’s pregnant.”-Cassie
“She can drink it up and hope to kill her baby.”-Cassie
“Just don’t chicken out or you end up with Jason.”-John
“I mean if I am pregnant it’s Jason’s. Until it comes out and is Mexican.”-MaryJane
“Well you have six hours till the pigment sets in to find out. So you have six hours to pay that hospital bill with Jason’s money.”-John
“I don’t wanna take the test and find out I’m pregnant with Assface’s baby!”-Cassie
“His mom will support it… It’s okay!”-Jenna
“All I have to say is if you don’t take the test we could end up on TV”-John
"There is no ceiling on the sky."-John
"Ru Paul is not in itself a substance... It's like a spice. You put it in chicken. I like chicken. You choke it a little bit."-John
"Once you feel the mighty Chris there aint much someone wont do."-Chris
"You'll waste too much energy pulling out again. I meant the book, you pervert. Yeah but that on your site!"-Taylor
John: It's raining men!
Taylor: It must be just drizzling where you are.
John: It's not even misting.
Chris:Don't argue with me on grammar. I will run you up and down the street twice.
*five minutes later via text*
Chris:Who is me?
Taylor: You are Chris.
Chris: Who is you?
"Cats are fun. They're not vaginas and they're not wet."-John
Cassie: Is it sad I can’t decide between hitting the pool and having a few drinks and church?
John: Actually… yeah.
Cassie: Why?
John: It’s kind of sad you would even question. You should ALWAYS pick hitting the pool and getting a few drinks.
“You’re a stripper Charlie. You don’t even have to know what a square is. Kindergarteners could do your job if they had the right genitalia.” -John-
“Blow me bitch. Lol Oh wait you don’t want to. Lol Bitch.” -Charlie- (What a terrible insult!)
“I don’t know why you think this is going to affect me.”-Charlie
“Oh I don’t think it will affect you at all. You are a sociopath with no real emotions. It made you a great fuck buddy but explains why you are pretty much alone in life.” -Cassie
“She has three weeks till she finds out if she’s pregnant.”-Cassie
“She can drink it up and hope to kill her baby.”-Cassie
“Just don’t chicken out or you end up with Jason.”-John
“I mean if I am pregnant it’s Jason’s. Until it comes out and is Mexican.”-MaryJane
“Well you have six hours till the pigment sets in to find out. So you have six hours to pay that hospital bill with Jason’s money.”-John
“I don’t wanna take the test and find out I’m pregnant with Assface’s baby!”-Cassie
“His mom will support it… It’s okay!”-Jenna
“All I have to say is if you don’t take the test we could end up on TV”-John
"There is no ceiling on the sky."-John
"Ru Paul is not in itself a substance... It's like a spice. You put it in chicken. I like chicken. You choke it a little bit."-John
"Once you feel the mighty Chris there aint much someone wont do."-Chris
"You'll waste too much energy pulling out again. I meant the book, you pervert. Yeah but that on your site!"-Taylor
John: It's raining men!
Taylor: It must be just drizzling where you are.
John: It's not even misting.
Chris:Don't argue with me on grammar. I will run you up and down the street twice.
*five minutes later via text*
Chris:Who is me?
Taylor: You are Chris.
Chris: Who is you?
"Cats are fun. They're not vaginas and they're not wet."-John
Cassie: Is it sad I can’t decide between hitting the pool and having a few drinks and church?
John: Actually… yeah.
Cassie: Why?
John: It’s kind of sad you would even question. You should ALWAYS pick hitting the pool and getting a few drinks.
